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We searched far and wide for the best Thanksgiving one-liners. We didn’t find any, so we are giving you these 12 instead!!

Who scared the cranberry?
The booberry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key.
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.

Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners.

What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
"All About That Baste."

What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey.
Dewy who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?

What’s a running turkey called?
Fast food.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!


I hear you, asking me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...
... but sorry, I just quit "cold turkey.”