Sorry, Johnny Can’t Be In The Play

The Church Hall was packed. The nativity play was going as planned. All parents and grandparents beamed with pride. Sadly little Johnny had been banned from being involved in the play because he was just too disruptive and uncooperative.

So, for the performance, he sat in the front row with his parents. The play reached the part where Joseph and Mary were going from inn to inn knocking on the doors and asking if there was any room for them. As they continued to get "no room" answers Johnny called out, “You should have used Expedia!”