- What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
- What is a skunk’s favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!
- What name did Santa give his dog? Santa Paws!
- Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
- What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
- Why is Santa so good at karate? Cause he’s got a black belt.
- What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly ranchers.
- What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets.
- What is an elf’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music!
- What do monkeys sing at Christmas time? Jungle bells…Jungle Bells.
- What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
- Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen always wet? Because they are rain deer.
- What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
- What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
- Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.
- What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
- What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- What goes “oh, oh, oh”? Santa walking backwards!
- Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! - What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws!
- Mason says to his mother: You can delete the train set from my Christmas wish list. Mother: Why is that?
Mason: Yesterday, I found one in the closet.