Trouble on the 401

As the man was driving down the highway trying to get to the Senior Citizen meeting at his church in Woodstock, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way down the 401. Please be carful!”

“It’s not just one car!” screamed the man. “It’s hundreds of them!”