The Sure Cure

A young man is feeling ill so he visits his doctor.

While he waits in the reception room, a nun comes out of the examination room. She is clearly bewildered and ashen.

When the man sees the doctor he says, "I just saw that nun leaving and she looked absolutely terrible."

The doctor says, "I just told her she was pregnant."

The man exclaims: "Oh my, is she?"

"Of course not," says the doctor, "but it sure cured her hiccups."