I'm Not Going to Church!!

One Sunday morning a mother was getting ready for church when she realized that her son wasn't up yet. Finally, she went in to wake him. "Come on, get up. You'll be late for church!" she said.

"I don't want to go!" said her son as he buried his head under the pillow.

"You have to go," the mother coaxed.

"No, I am not going," he insisted. "And I'll give you two reason. Nobody there likes me and I don't like them."

Indignantly, his mother replied, "You are too going to church and I'll give you two reason: You’re 45 years old and you're the pastor!"