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CHRISTIAN LIFE IN LONDON | JANUARY 2022 EDITION
A Dozen!
CURRENT COMMUNITY STORIES
January Prayer Prompt A New Year And Each New Generation
BookMark - Where Do We Go from Here? (BOOK REVIEW)
Pastor Bob Wilson: One Faithful Life
Join us on January 19 at 8:00PM for the Release Event of
The 2022 World Watch List
Reel Review - REDEEMING LOVE (MOVIE REVIEW)
Hope the Future
“Now, Why did I Make That Decision?” Three Challenges for our Values
“Take Me For A Spin” The Top 30 Christian Music CD’s – JANUARY 2022
This will probably make 50% of our readers chuckle,
the other 50% ... not so much (HUMOUR)

Published October 2021

We searched far and wide for the best Thanksgiving one-liners. We didn’t find any, so we are giving you these 12 instead!!

Who scared the cranberry?
The booberry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Arthur.
Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?

What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key.
What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?
Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.

Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners.

What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?
"All About That Baste."

What does Thanksgiving have in common with Halloween?
Gobble-ins!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dewey.
Dewy who? Dewey have to wait long to eat?

What’s a running turkey called?
Fast food.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

And...

I hear you, asking me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...
... but sorry, I just quit "cold turkey.”






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